Wednesday, December 17, 2008

i'm a puzzle;complete me



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side of my lipp;;is lipstick;;zombie like..huh?

yea so this is very important..;

i'm in love with a guy i can't have;;

he's one of my bestest friends;;

he has a slutty,trashy,repulsive,disgusting girlfriend.

i don't know how he lives with that girl.;; i truely don't know.but yea;;i also like oli sykes and alex evan =O! but i can't have them either;;same thing with casey calvert;;he died! :'(well;;that ONE dewd is hardcore;;"you cannot decode my thoughts;"

i guess im repulsive;;am i?? all my friends say i'm gorgeous;;but idk about that. oh yea...do i look 13? well,i am! and in the 7th grade;; but i've dated a 19 year old before;;[shh!don't tell my mommy(;!!]

i'm going to type "Sex Ed" By: Smosh... ENJOYY!

There comes a time in every mans lifewhen he grows hair where it used to be bareI know you're feeling weird, but you should be happyYou don't have a vagina, that would be crappyBecause periods suck (and commas rule!)This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!Chorus:When she gives you affection, you better wear protectionThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?In Sex Ed, remember what you readJust forget what the others have saidget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bedAnd it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazyBabies suck because they barf and poo and cryThey have the ability to pee in your eye(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)And did we mentionThe risk of getting STDsNot just gross hookers have itEven Dennis Rodman could get a bitYou don't know who Dennis Rodman is?Well maybe you should watch more basketballWait a second this is not about sportsQuick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shortsChorus:When she gives you affection, you better wear protectionThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?In Sex Ed, remember what you readJust forget what the others have saidget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bedYour body is growingYou will get hairyYour puny voice will start to changeAnd your no-no place will feel a bit strangeYour pits will stinkYou'll get zits on your faceWithout this knowledge you will scare girls awaySo listen to this song every day.

funny;;;huh? okay;;back to the subject;; now i cant trust hiim;;so screw him!! i need a new love...how about you?

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